Hmmm... Day one again

    Well obviously I didn't complete the thirty day challenge last month... Never fear, a new month is upon us and I guess I'll try again.(I am aware that this month has 28 days but lets just cross that bridge when we come to it). I think I'm reluctant to complete this challenge because I'm terrified someone might actually read this shit and think I'm one of those freaks on the Internet who thinks people want to read about their boring life! On that note..I'm recovering from a wicked stomach flu and was able to eat my first solid meal tonight! Went to Outback with my girls. While we were there my friend told us that this was only like the sixth time she's been out to eat IN HER LIFE! I can be a blunt bitch sometimes so I hope my shocked look and smart ass comments didn't hurt her feelings. Someday I'll learn to think before I speak and I hope its soon because I'm 31. Anyway I also think I may have my white friends and coworkers thinking they have to give me presents for Black History Month. You know to make up for slavery and prove they're not racist etc. I don't know why I say shit like that but I'm the only black person at work and they treat me like I'm some sort of black ambassador. They just come up to me asking questions about hair weaves, how to deal with their black neighbor, or if I know the name of a rap song they heard on the radio. I saw a comedy show or something years ago that said we should get presents during Black History Month and one thing lead to another and at work and I was like "You guys say you're my friends and are not racists but you've never once gotten me a present for or even wished me happy Black History Month"!  You would've died if you saw the shocked looks on their faces. I kinda joke around a lot so I hope they think I'm joking or at least google it. (Note to self: create numerous blogs and websites with names like What to get your friends for Black History Month? and Not quite sure how much to spend on your Black History Month gift? Take this quiz to find out! or Not celebrating Black History Month? You might as well be a slave owner ) I feel kinda pukey so this it for tonight. I'll let you know if I get any presents on Monday.

Has it only been 3 days!!

     It seemed like when I started this challenge It would be a breeze. I had all these ideas about crap to write about. Hell half the time I can't sleep at night because I have so many thoughts and ideas zooming around my brain propping my eyelids open like toothpicks. Now here I am with a blank page waiting to receive all that flotsam and I'm struggling to tap out a few sentences. I think it's fear mostly what if someone actually reads this crap?  I'm sure once I get into the habit of this blogging thing it will get easier. If not, oh well no one will know. I pretty sure this count as a blog entry so day three down. Interesting thing that happened today I watched two girls one cup and now I want to kill myself. Well maybe help those two girls make up with their dads then kill myself. Not joking just had to see what all the hype was about.

Blog challenge Day 2

     I almost forgot about the challenge today.  So it's safe to say I'm pretty much fucked and will almost certainly fail at this challenge. Rather than just give up I'm gonna follow the theme of my life and ride this bitch 'til the wheels fall off.  Sooo... now I suppose it's time talk about the resolutions that I failed miserably at.

1. Date!! Well as embarrassing as it is to admit to the no one that reads this, (SPOILER ALERT AHEAD!!) I didn't go on a single date in 2012. I did try...a little and by try I mean I updated all my internet dating profiles, halfheartedly chatted with a few sexual predators, and tried to maintain eye contact with all the drunk old dudes that flirted at bars.

2. Go back to school and/or get a new job. This one is a bit more complicated. I love my job but it pays like shit and I don't have health insurance. There is no room for advancement so bottom line
 I NEED TO GET A NEW JOB.

     I 'm going to take tomorrow to think about how I'm going to accomplish these goals. I guess this is farewell until tomorrow.


Proof that I take more pics now

30 day challenge

Can't believe it's been almost a year since I made this blog to keep track of my NY resolutions! I'm pleased to announce (to no one)that  I was successful in almost all my resolutions. In 2012 I quit smoking, ran a half marathon, barely read, and took tons of pics. We'll talk about the two failures later... Anyhow I decided to participate in the 30 day blog challenge (blog and comment every day for 30 days) and today is the first day! It's late and I'm trying to get in under the wire for 1/1/13 so that's all for now. Without further adieu here is a funny video to make this bullshit post less sucky.

18

   Suprisingly having a blog nobody reads actually has held me accountable for New Years resolutions that no one knows about. I've actually been doing my best to make changes so I'd have something positive to post here. I've also come up with few more changes (reversions) I want to make. If you can't tell by the blog title and the fact that I did'nt even try to work on my resolutions until nearly the end of January, I am a SLACKER!  I don't know why I just have always been the type of person whose motto has been "Why do something today, when you can do it tomorrow". Of course this attitude has caused me nothing but problems, but hey "Gotta be me...right"?  So the number one change I want to make is to stop procrastinating so much. On that note, this past week any time I thought about something I really needed to do... I DID IT! Common sense right...? (I over use the ellipsis a lot but, I just love it so) but to a slacker a novel concept.  I tackled the biggest challenge first which brings us to the title of the post 18. Thats right ladies and gentlemen I did eighteen loads of laundry on sunday.
How do you even let that happen? Survey says... SLACKING! The fact that was the last of the laundry after a donating/laundry marathon in December is a story for another post.
    I also downloaded an app for the camera on my phone that allows me to to take more interesting pictures, and have started researching cameras to buy. I posted some pictures I took with my phone this week.
That's all I have time for now but I'll post more tomorrow.

Bandwagons

I've always loved bandwagons so I figured I'd start a blog. Hopefully, blogs are so played out by now that my having one can be called 'retro' and I can keep my wanna be hipster status. (see disclaimer) I made some resolutions this year and I thought writing about them in a blog that I assume no one will read will keep me accountable. So... here you go no one "PRESENTING"  my resolutions in no particular order.

1.Take more pictures. Confession: I have a child and don't own a camera. Must capture cuteness before it turns into sullen teenage goo.

2.Read less. It's a weird one I know but I sometimes read five books a week.

3.Stop smoking things.

4.Start running again.

5.Stop being a slacker and get back in school. I'm not happy at work and am not using my degree and therefore I need a new one.

6. Date! I'm 30 and extremely single.

So if you're interested in reading about me failing miserably at these goals read on my friend.




 Disclaimer: I have no idea what a hipster is. When a google search was performed I was presented with images so frightening almost an hour of thumb sucking was required to calm down.